I am now taking over this pub.

~except when another wave comes along, Claydol is turned into another Abra matrix-style~

(unfortunately,Claydol gets resistance against that,and Solarbeams the Abras away again)
(a Marowak and Farfetch'd join the fray)

~Another wave of abras come along and they all pile up on Claydol and turn him into another abra~

~combined force negates resistance~

(Claydol uses Explosion as they all pile on him)
(Nuzleaf takes his place)

~TIE Bombers bomb them~

(the TIE bombers are magnetized by Magneton,so the bombs fly back and blow them up)

~except proton bombs aren't magnetic~

(fine then)
(everyone else but Magneton uses Protect)
(Magneton draws bombers into their own bombs)
(of course,this throws Magneton into the bombs,but he's a Steel type and has resistance)

~except there's a Star Destroyer looming over the TIEs which is pounding the pub~

(is bored to hell of all the Star Wars references)
(Black Mage Hadokens every SW-related thing and utterly destroys it)

~except everyone in the SW universe learns...~

SHORYUKEN!

~...and they all cast it~

OK, so I'm more of a SW freak than I realized. So sue me.

(does so)
(wins after bringing up copyright infringement charges)
(leaves a rich man)

(Sarda frags whatever Black Mage missed)

~mugs JYAP with a Club+50 gun~

~gets his cash, scrams~

(mugs back with a Mace+51 gun)
(uses Teleport after getting cash)

~Blue Arb recalls him onto Braxis with his money~

(Red Scout has smuggled Arbiter equipment and recalls me to the Blue Arbiter)
(smacks Toss and gets the money,then Teleports away as the Red Scout photon torpedoes the Blue Arbiter)

~deflects the smack action-movie style while the Blue Arb tries a somersault~

(Red Scout brakes,Blue Arb lands in the same place with Red Scout behind it)
(Zach taught me that one. I can still gun him down,but he's close to beating me in an Arwing.)
(goes all Matrix on Toss)
(except there's no time slowing effect)
(so all my attacks happen 3-4x faster)
(beats down Toss)

~unfortunately, before JYAP could do so much as lay a finger on Toss, Arthas gets thrown at JYAP followed by him getting raised as a Carrion Beetle by a Crypt Lord~

(Arthas is fragged before he can do anything due to my frost aura)
(which leaves no corpse so there's nothing the Beetle can rez from)

~gets the Dreadlord, has him use Sleep on JYAP while the Crypt Lord mauls him and rezzes him as a Carrion Beetle~

(except by the time Sleep gets off,Toss is a bloody pulp)
(is put to sleep)
(hit by Crypt Lord)
(wakes up,Ice-4s both of them in one swift motion)

Damn. Forgot about that part. XD

~insert Lurker dying sounds here~

~the Flying Candybar of Death comes after JYAP~

(can't eat it due to having no stomach)

~Candybar of Death harasses JYAP~

(explodes the damn thing)

~except Liches don't have fire magic~

(who said I used fire magic?)

~Candybar breaks through Ice and continues to harass JYAP~

(and who said I used ice magic)
(I used death magic you twit,I just don't use it often cause it's not as fun)

Flying Candybar of Death: Immune to Death Magic.

~It's a construct, you phool~

(snaps the damn thing in two)

Well that only made things worse.

~both of the pieces start to harass JYAP~

(takes the pieces,ties a weight to them,and drops them in a volcano)

~they crumble as they fall and the crumbs get loose and harass JYAP~

(the crumbs are eaten by birds)

~Kabala starts attacking JYAP~

~I gotta get a link up to the VotF campaign, but not now~

(generates a blade of ice)
(insert epic duel)
(in the end,just Ice-4s Kabala)

~Meat Wagon rams JYAP spilling corpses all over him~

(wagon is frozen before it can touch me)