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Protoss119
09-04-2006, 06:19 PM
OK. Since school is in for me, I am hereby rearranging my schedule.

Monday: A NWN day for me. Expect me from 4:00-9:00 PM.
Tuesday: A Starcraft day for me. Again, 4:00-9:00 PM.
Wednesday: NWN day. 4:00-9:00 PM.
Thursday: Starcraft day. 4:00-9:00 PM.
Friday: Any day. 3:30-11:30 PM.
Saturday: WeEkEnD! Any day. Whenever the hell I feel like-12:00 PM.
Sunday: Gah...soon, I'll be back in school. Starcraft by day, NWN by night. Whenever-9:00 PM.

Due to our inability to go to Target, I was unable to get WC III today. However, I do plan on going to Target on Saturday when Mom can take me there. When that happens, heads will roll at the might of my Zerg Army in WC.:devil:

JYAP
09-04-2006, 08:20 PM
We only got the Zergling,Firebat,Marine,and Hydralisk as actual units. Anything else is custom models.

And Wing has a Battlecraft map in WC. :)

Almuric
09-05-2006, 07:28 AM
I find it amusing that I didnt see any time for homework in that schedule of yours. :P

Protoss119
09-05-2006, 01:58 PM
Trog:

That's the times when I could appear, not the time when I WILL appear.

JYAP:

Well aware. Are they buildable?

JYAP
09-05-2006, 02:47 PM
Protoss,think. WHAT RACE would have a Zergling buildable?

Bingo.

Ask Wing if you want a SC map. I don't map. Coding is too confusing for me for now.

Protoss119
09-05-2006, 03:10 PM
Damn you, Blizzard! I shall infest j00!

~forces Hydralisk army upon everyone's heroes~

JYAP
09-06-2006, 07:46 PM
(NOT a good idea)
(a KOTG spams roots on some,a pit lord Dooms another,a firelord is channeling Volcano while the Lich is channeling Death and Decay on the lisks while the Far Seer is channeling Earthquake on them...)
(yeah,gg zerg)

Protoss119
09-07-2006, 03:15 PM
~except that the numbers seem limitless, ranging around 1,000,000~

gg Blizzard

JYAP
09-07-2006, 06:44 PM
(but when each hero drops the tavern nearby rezzes them)
(and you're attacking their base so they get infinite resources)
(furthermore,your assault on Blizzard has provoked all of DOTA's heroes)
gg zerg

Protoss119
09-07-2006, 06:47 PM
~types in Show me the money~

Cheat Enabled

Cheat Enabled

Cheat Enabled

~soon, the taverns get infested~

We: 999,500

JYAP
09-07-2006, 07:00 PM
whosyourdaddy

Cheat enabled!
(a phoenix flies by killing every lisk in one touch)
(AoE spells like Flamestrike and Rain of Fire are murdering tons of lisks)

Protoss119
09-08-2006, 02:02 PM
~The Hydras burrow~

And now we wait...

JYAP
09-08-2006, 02:37 PM
(far seer uses Far Sight)
gg lisks

Protoss119
09-08-2006, 03:29 PM
~Zerg Queen makes broodling soup out of the Far Seer~

JYAP
09-08-2006, 04:09 PM
There's only lisks. Plus,Heroes are immune to spells that would kill an enemy in one hit.

Protoss119
09-08-2006, 10:56 PM
DAMMIT!

~immigrates High Templars into the game which cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction on the heroes' instadeath immunities~

~immigrates a Matriach (Hero Queen) who makes broodling soup out of the dispel'd heroes~

JYAP
09-09-2006, 06:29 AM
...you're dense.
(the templars go ahead and cast it,but the queen is still getting the "Unable to target Heroes" error message)
(gg zerg)

Protoss119
09-09-2006, 07:56 AM
~mimics~

...you're dense.
~does some hacking~
~the queen is now able to target heroes~
~broodling soupzors~

JYAP
09-09-2006, 11:30 AM
(does some hacking)
(the queen becomes a hero,and thus on my side)
(queen then broodlings the lisks)

Protoss119
09-09-2006, 07:24 PM
~does some hacking~
~Queens cannot target normal units now~

XD

JYAP
09-10-2006, 08:18 AM
(queen still broodlings the lisks cause they're really hunter killers)

Protoss119
09-10-2006, 08:25 AM
~deHunter-Killers them so they're normal hydras~

JYAP
09-11-2006, 07:09 AM
(is annoyed)
(some Firelords stall the lisks while the rest of the group annihilates Toss's buildings)
(gg)

Protoss119
09-11-2006, 01:38 PM
~changes triggers so he doesn't lose by losing all his buildings~

JYAP
09-12-2006, 06:20 AM
(Toss loses when his Hatchery is pwned)

Protoss119
09-12-2006, 01:05 PM
~makes triggers for 50 Hydras per second~

JYAP
09-12-2006, 03:03 PM
(doesn't stop the Far Seers from pwning the Hatchery)

Protoss119
09-12-2006, 03:33 PM
~game crashes, resulting in a draw between Toss & Blizzard~

JYAP
09-12-2006, 06:57 PM
(Blizz CD-Key bans Toss,so they win)

Protoss119
09-13-2006, 01:06 PM
~has someone else's CD-key~

~that unlucky bastard gets banned~

JYAP
09-13-2006, 01:54 PM
(when Toss logs on again,he gets CD-Key banned)

I need an action screenshot that has a lich doing something awesome. Like a lich named JYAP casting Death and Decay while skeletons animate in the AoE. That would be sweet.

Protoss119
09-13-2006, 03:00 PM
~except he has logged in with the uncomprehendable CD-keys and thus the ban-o-matic breaks~

JYAP
09-14-2006, 08:19 PM
(the account Protoss119 is banned,along with anything containing Protoss or 119)

Protoss119
09-15-2006, 01:22 PM
~new account under the name of Protos19 is made~

JYAP
09-15-2006, 03:27 PM
(Toss dies from misspelling his name and is rezzed as one of my mindless minions)

Protoss119
09-15-2006, 08:52 PM
~except he never intended to mispell his name and instead intended to create an altered clone of his name, therefore lives~

JYAP
09-16-2006, 05:31 AM
(then dies randomly)

Protoss119
09-16-2006, 09:51 AM
~casts ressurection on himself somehow~

Halfwingseen
09-16-2006, 12:01 PM
*which fails miserably so WIng casts ressurect on toss*

JYAP
09-16-2006, 02:38 PM
(which fails so badly Wing killed himself in the process)

Protoss119
09-16-2006, 04:24 PM
~throws Wing out of time itself~

JYAP
09-16-2006, 05:46 PM
(but you're dead)

Protoss119
09-16-2006, 07:45 PM
~not really, had cast ressurect on himself a while back~

JYAP
09-17-2006, 04:02 AM
(which failed)

Protoss119
09-17-2006, 06:06 AM
~had reversed time and made it succeed~

JYAP
09-18-2006, 01:59 PM
(but you're dead)

Great. What my science teacher has turned into can be described by two quotes.

Fox: So Andross,you reveal your true form!

Marine: Oh my God,he's whacked.

Yup. My science teacher has become my last year's computer teacher 2.0. I'm not gonna go into details,but it's scary.

Protoss119
09-18-2006, 04:08 PM
~some cleric did it~

For some reason, our reputations are both 18 which means either mine went up or yours went down. Check your User CP.

Halfwingseen
09-18-2006, 04:18 PM
You guys have sooo many posts because you spam nonsense into EVERY thread you get your hands on :/ its a shame really because the number of serious posts you guys have made is less than 10%

Protoss119
09-18-2006, 05:45 PM
And your point is, Halfwing?

JYAP
09-18-2006, 07:08 PM
Wing,you don't relax a single bit. Chill and get in the fray. It's boring owning Toss.

(the cleric is one of my skeleton minions)

Protoss119
09-19-2006, 01:05 PM
~thanks the skeletal minion then exterminates him because he is no longer useful to me~

~whacks Halfwing with one of his bones~

Halfwingseen
09-19-2006, 04:02 PM
Im relaxed all the time Jyap i just find more important things to do with my time. like speak to my girlfriend. When you find the Girl you want to marry you will understand

JYAP
09-19-2006, 06:09 PM
Still gives you no right to yell at us randomly.

(but whatever the skellie rezzes becomes a skellie too)

Protoss119
09-20-2006, 01:28 PM
I don't even want a GF (or a BF if such by your jurisdiction makes me gay), so ha.

~buys replacement flesh~

JYAP
09-20-2006, 06:26 PM
(replacement flesh is that of a kobold)
Hey,you'll like being a skeletal lurker. The ability to reanimate yourself and the fringe benefits far outweigh the heavy charisma penalty.

Protoss119
09-21-2006, 01:39 PM
But that means I can't attack you in an insanity war. And since you're the only one that I war with anyway...

Wheeee! I'm an infested Kobold!

~goes stabbing people with an infested poison short sword +5~

JYAP
09-21-2006, 01:49 PM
O_o

(infested reaver blows up Toss)

Protoss119
09-23-2006, 10:02 AM
~explosion flings him into JYAP~

JYAP
09-23-2006, 12:49 PM
(ducks under flying lurker corpse that is Toss)

Protoss119
09-23-2006, 03:18 PM
~somehow homes in on JYAP~

JYAP
09-24-2006, 07:44 AM
(jumps on Toss Mario-style,kicks him at a Koopa)

Protoss119
09-24-2006, 08:49 AM
~insert Lurker dying sound here~

~reintegrates, throws lightsaber at JYAP~

JYAP
09-26-2006, 07:36 PM
(lightsaber explodes since Toss isn't being original)

Protoss119
09-27-2006, 01:07 PM
Lightsaber: Immune to asploding by anything short of being shot.

And that means with anything, BTW...

JYAP
09-27-2006, 02:51 PM
But it didn't asplode. It exploded.

Protoss119
09-27-2006, 07:04 PM
Same difference.

JYAP
09-27-2006, 07:45 PM
I will frag you if you don't post in the RPG Game at DotD.

Anyways.
(machine-gun reaver opens fire on Toss)

Protoss119
09-28-2006, 01:03 PM
~dojzlykgoku~

~infests Reaver, turns it to his side~

JYAP
09-28-2006, 06:02 PM
(reaver was already infested and on my side)

Protoss119
09-28-2006, 06:45 PM
~except more zerg components get added to turn the Reaver to my side~

~Galvatron fires on JYAP with a mega-uber machine gun~

JYAP
09-28-2006, 07:32 PM
(Optimus Prime kicks Galvatron's butt cause the good guys always win)
(adds even more zerg parts,such that any more and the reaver would become a mechanical ultralisk and thus worthless to argue over)

Protoss119
09-29-2006, 01:07 PM
Galvatron: WTF H4X- ~arse kicked~

~Unicron blows Prime up~

~removes those zerg components~

JYAP
09-29-2006, 02:01 PM
(which reallies the reaver with me,so you get blown up)
(Unicron is eaten by Galactus)

Protoss119
09-29-2006, 08:25 PM
~as in, all the components except mine get removed~

~4 more Unicrons (!) and the polar opposite of Primus appear and blast Galactus~

JYAP
09-29-2006, 08:32 PM
(except in comes Chuck Norris)
(one roundhouse later,the Unicrons crumble on top of Toss and the reaver)

Protoss119
09-29-2006, 10:04 PM
~of course, following Chuck Norris is the swarm of heroes/villains described in Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny which kick him in his cowboy ass~

JYAP
09-30-2006, 07:01 AM
(except this is the TRUE Chuck Norris)
(one glance and everyone(Except Gandalf)declares war on each other)
(Gandalf decides to go save Frodo instead)

Protoss119
09-30-2006, 02:14 PM
~Chuck Norris gets hit by Darth Vader's lightsaber by accident~

Accident: I had nothing to do with it! Err...~hides Vader's lightsaber behind back~

JYAP
09-30-2006, 08:27 PM
(the lightsaber and Accident explode upon seeing Chuck Norris)

Protoss119
09-30-2006, 10:37 PM
~except the lightsaber doesn't have eyes and thus can't see Norris~

JYAP
10-01-2006, 04:59 AM
(Chuck Norris' aura frags the saber)

Protoss119
10-01-2006, 07:25 AM
~a candybar appears near Chuck Norris~

~except this is no ordinary candybar~

~this is the Flying Candybar of Death!~

~...that is, when Chuck Norris figures that out when he eats it~

JYAP
10-01-2006, 12:05 PM
(Chuck is immortal)

Protoss119
10-01-2006, 03:08 PM
~steals his hat somehow~

~...for some reason...~