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JYAP
04-02-2006, 05:52 AM
Post ways to show how you know you suck at NWN. For example:

You know you suck when the following scenario happens:

Noob: (clicks EW bookcase to test immunities)
Bookcase: (falls on noob, killing him) Bludgeon Immune: -1000

You know you suck when your character attempts to jump into water with full armor on to prevent your suckiness,but can't due to no jump skill.
You suck when Morag warps in and drops your character in the Prelude.
You suck when you die to a Combat Dummy in the Prelude.
You suck when the monsters in the Prelude break out and kill you to redeem themselves.

Your turn!

Protoss119
04-02-2006, 09:16 AM
You know you suck at NWN when Herman's/Sherman's/Herban's/That Fighter Instructor Guy's/Sir's/Shirley's yelling kills you.

JYAP
04-02-2006, 11:23 AM
When Aribeth kills you.
When the toolset kills you.
When your game makes your char level 40 out of mercy.
When Mephi devours your character randomly.
When the respawn spell fails to work and you die.
When a NPC civie kills you.
When getting hit by a whip kills you.
When opening a door kills you.
When you provoke the wrath of every god in the game and they all unite to kill you.

Protoss119
04-09-2006, 04:30 PM
You know you suck at NWN when you suddenly suffer 1 damage and die.

JYAP
04-10-2006, 06:55 AM
You suck when John Wilkes Booth shoots you instead of Lincoln to save the South.