The (Guest-Friendly) Insanity Thread

[Protoss119]

~McAfee saves the day again~

~Dark Archons MC the traitorous Invid~

[JYAP]

(my DAs MC your DAs and the Invid)

[Protoss119]

~my DAs MC your DAs MC my DAs MCs the Invid~

[JYAP]

(a shockwave kills Toss and throws his army into chaos)

[Protoss119]

~insert Lurker dying sound here~

~reintegrates, assumes control of the army and attacks JYAP's base with it~

[JYAP]

(base is protected by a permafrost aura that freezes any enemy unit 10 miles near the base solid)
(naturally,none of your units can shoot 10.00000000000001 miles)

[Protoss119]

~except the Sieged Siege Tank of Much Sieging~

SSToMS: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ~rapidly fires 11 miles for good measure~

[JYAP]

(not only do the shells freeze upon hitting the aura,the SSToMS frags Toss's own men in its shooting frenzy)

We really really should make movies on WC/SC.

[Protoss119]

Blah, they're expendable.

~soon, the aura can't hold any more shells and the shells hit one another, exploding and hitting JYAP's base~

[JYAP]

(even so,the base is coated in super mega thick ice,such that pretty much anything can't break through)
(the aura recharges after 5 minutes pass by,and the SSToMS is out of ammo)

[Protoss119]

~hits the ice with superheated plasma~

~the plasma, even though it's losing energy, melts the ice~

[JYAP]

(the frost cannons open fire on any intruders,fixing the ice barrier in the process)

[Protoss119]

~hacks into JYAP's comp~

~deactivates the frost cannons~

~fires superheated plasma cannon again~

~Invid invade~

[JYAP]

(the icewall guarding my comp is overwhelming)
(such that any form of hacking is stopped almost instantly)
(ice minions animate next to the plasma cannons and destroy them)

[Protoss119]

~except who else is there but...~

6000 Goblin Sappers: DO NOT RUN! WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!

~boom~

[JYAP]

(the sappers kill the cannons faster than the ice minions do)

[Protoss119]

~they get rebuilt just as quickly~

[JYAP]

(and are torn down faster by LOTRARAGORN doing a C4 suicide)

FYI,LOTRARAGORN was one of my three allies in a 4v6 game on Elimination Tournament. At the start of the round he bought a C4 and dashed into the enemy base and set it off,killing 5 people and himself. Woot.

[Protoss119]

~A L150 Crypt Lord with Doom & Poison Strike replaces the sappers~

~the minions are cut down~

[JYAP]

(and reanimate again and again and again until the CL runs out of mana)

[Protoss119]

~A Fountain of Mana MAGICAMALLY appears by the Crypt Lord~

[JYAP]

(except it's frozen and doesn't work except for my minions)

[Protoss119]

~Crypty the Lord breaks the ice with his uber-fast & apparently uber-strong punches~

[JYAP]

(how the hell does a CL punch?)

[Protoss119]

~points to it's god-forsaken ARMS!~

[JYAP]

(points to the CL's claws)

[Protoss119]

~fists appear on the CL's extra arms that also appeared~

[JYAP]

(creates a level 150 Dreadlord to combat the CL)

[Protoss119]

~the Dreadlord has already lost since he got impale'd upon entering melee range and suffers from the Crypt Lord's uber carapace~

[JYAP]

(the vamp regen counteracts the spiked carapace)
(plus there's an infernal pounding the CL too)

[Protoss119]

~The Crypt Lord impales the Dreadlord again and tears the Infernal a new one and starts raising Carrion Beetles~

~meanwhile, L50 Necromencers (no typo) find 600000000000 Graveyards and start raising like mad~

[JYAP]

(for starters,the infernal has a constant rate of attack and is healing with each blow)
(second,impale only stuns the DL for so long,and he has his own nukes)
(and third,the necromancers are thwarted by a crazed goth DH and his "mana burn" attack,slaying all the skeletons/treants/murlocs/what-have-you instantly)

[Protoss119]

~Confed kills the DH~

~Crypty the Lord, to my knowledge, is doing more damage than the DL regenerates~

[JYAP]

(then a KotG shows up,giving the DL Thorns Aura)
(oh,and there's the TC with Endurance Aura)
(and the random gnoll dude with Command Aura)
(Crypty is pwned)

[Protoss119]

~Dreadlord gets charmed somehow (keyword bolded) by a nearby DR~
~60 Paladins show up each with their own...bah, what was that one aura that gave armor bonus?~
~they also stack for some reason~
~Crypty the Lord gets pumped up with 75 Tomes of Knowledge~

[JYAP]

(you mean like somehow everything on Toss's side asploded?)

[Protoss119]

~yes, like somehow Toss's stuff got rez'd with 100x their own stats to the power of 100~

[JYAP]

(and like somehow Toss loses the ability to conjure up stuff that's only defeatable by other overpowered stuff,thus sucking the fun out of this thread?)

[Protoss119]

...Nukes FTW. As in, gosh-darnit, nuke them! Use DatEdit and amplify the damage of the nukes for max damage and go blow up the rez'd stuff! Think like I do!

[JYAP]

Better yet.
(warps everything I want alive,like everyone in my servitude,to another dimension as I cast Ice-9)
(everything and everyone except me freezes)
Victory!

[Protoss119]

~Pocket SCV gets thrown into the warp thing and is cloaked~

~hides DatEdit behind back~

~The SCV builds a big base in the other dimension and takes it over~

[JYAP]

(you need to realize everything that I want alive is usually competant)
(so when Psion detects the SCV's psychic signature and explodes his brain,it's no surprise)

[Protoss119]

~in the SCV was a tinker who used Pocket Factory beforehand~

~SCVs with Tinkers in them get produced rapidly and before you know it, the dimension is flooded with Factories~

[JYAP]

(who are also exploded as they pop out by Psion as Rotat Hyper Beams the factory)

[Protoss119]

Tinker Captain: What happen!

Tinker Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Hyper Beam.

~Zero Wing characters attack from the wreckage, "Zig"s flying everywhere~

[JYAP]

(Cluster's Magnet Pull makes them easy targets for the rest of everyone that's stuck there)

[Protoss119]

~A Crystal Zenith gets built by one of the Zero Wing characters which kills stuff rapidly~

[JYAP]

(impossible as that dude's stuck on Cluster)

[Protoss119]

~of course, nobody said he couldn't build it WHILE stuck to Cluster~

~since the guy has no build animation, the building builds on its own~

[JYAP]

(which is pwned by a ticked off Scizor we know as Berserker)

[Protoss119]

~after a long, bloody battle (play Blizzard's TD and you'll know what a Crystal Zenith is) the Scizor is victorious, but a Mechanic morphs into a Troll Headhunter and Berzerker gets spear'd~

~failing that, an Operator morphs into Archimonde and bashes (as per the ability) Berzerker into oblivion~

[JYAP]

(so what's your Plan C if Knight the Marowak comes in and does his own bashing on Archimonde?)

[Protoss119]

~Lesale Deathbringer morphs from a Captain and does hellish damage to Marowak~

~should Knight decide to attack Lesale, Archimonde gets unstunned in just a few seconds and starts bashing Marowak again~

[JYAP]

(Question for Knight: You're pounding one guy to bits with your Thick Club and 3 Swords Dances when some Hydralisk freak morphs and starts attacking you. What do you do?)
(Knight's Answer: Earthquake them to hell and back.)
(both Lesale(who takes 12x regular Earthquake damage, let alone Thick Club Swords Dance bonuses...) and Archimonde are destroyed)

[Protoss119]

~can't think of anything else to do~

~sleeps on it~

~the dimension gets crushed as Toss sleeps on it~

[JYAP]

(everyone has already warped out by then except Toss)

[Protoss119]

~tosses over wherever they are now in his sleep~

[JYAP]

(creates a black hole under Toss before he rolls over)
Bye!

[Protoss119]

~falls into the black hole~

~like some sort of cartoon, falls from the sky into the black hole again~

~and again~

~and again~

~and again~

~that is of course until the Black Hole dissipates and he lands right smack into the ground~

~drops an anvil on the dimension while eating the moon~