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Bushwacker
10-21-2007, 09:38 AM
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: it's Braille for "suck here".

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It's the same as a French Kiss, but "downunder".

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why were hurricanes normally named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.
But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when the get up in the morning?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

And:
Q: What is a man's ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Almuric
10-21-2007, 03:54 PM
man, those were bad. :P Good job Bush. :D :beer:

Bushwacker
10-22-2007, 08:49 PM
Yeah I know, but my honey posted them on my board so I thought I would share the pain...:twisted: